Vlog you!

My appear­ance is pretty rough in this one.  Part of my devel­op­ment and pur­suit to hap­pi­ness is being com­fort­able with myself.  Van­ity is an ele­ment that I must face.  So, here I am post Turbo Fire Sculpt 30 work­out.  My hair is thin­ning on the front and sides. I’m aware of it and typ­i­cally do my hair in a man­ner which hides the tell-tale signs.  A few days ago the split ends pestered me each time I looked down at the hair lay­ing across my shoul­ders.  Like an 11 year old the day before pic­ture day, I took mat­ters into my own hands. Armed with cheap bar­ber scis­sors … snip. snip. snip­snip­snip.  The fol­low­ing day all the crooked sins were evi­dent.  Snip­pity snip again.  It’s just hair, after all. Mine grows back at an alarm­ing rate. It may be thin, but it grows like weeds.  While I’m on the sub­ject of my hair, I have stopped col­or­ing it.  Well, I’ve dis­con­tin­ued using a per­ma­nent hair color.  Instead, I use an ammo­nia free wash out for­mula.  At some point the true color of my hair will lurk beneath the rins­able color.  That’s when I’ll just let it all hang out.
Speak­ing of let­ting it all hang out … I’m par­tic­i­pat­ing in Boobie-thon again — click the icon in the upper right mar­gin.  When Thelma and Louise are bared on the site I’ll let you all know.   The idea is to get peo­ple to donate funds for breast can­cer research while enjoy­ing the pho­tos of women who shed them­selves of inhi­bi­tions (for a good cause).  Guys, you can con­tribute your awe­some pecs, too!  Some­thing for everyone. 

    Let’s do caw-fee

    The peo­ple you encounter today are going to love lov­ing you. Every­one who thinks you’re cool is ready and rar­ing to let you know it. Accept com­pli­ments gra­ciously, because you’ll get lots of them. But try not to let it go to your head. Van­ity is cer­tainly noth­ing to be ashamed of, but it’s some­thing to indulge in with care­ful con­sid­er­a­tion.

    There you have it.  My horo­scope for today.  I read it after mak­ing the fol­low­ing video.  Y’all know what you’re oblig­ated to do now.  Hey, we can’t go upset­ting the stars and prov­ing them wrong, now, can we? We, of course, being you icon smile Lets do caw fee I’m gra­ciously awaiting

      Fat Lips, Birds & St. Patrick’s Day

      The sound you will hear on this video is not me pass­ing gas. It’s the magic of my butt mov­ing on the big blue Reebok ball. I swear! Believe me or not. I don’t care. I feel no shame any­more. I didn’t real­ize the sound was that audi­ble until I replayed the vid. Since I am all about shoot­ing myself in the raw, so to speak, I felt com­pelled to leave it rather than ruin the spon­ta­neous friv­o­lity that is moi!

        March comes in like a lion … after being shot with a tranquilizer dart


        Do not alert the media. This video isn’t stel­lar nor awe inspir­ing. In fact, I just ram­ble. What a sur­prise! It’s longish and there’s no kitty howl­ing in the back­ground to add humor. Meow­ing can be heard, but it doesn’t incite laughter.

        I noticed a com­ment had been made about my “Detox and Fonzie isn’t cool” video. Some dude on youtube told me I wasn’t cool being a 43 year old talk­ing about Fonzie. DUH! Hey nitwit, that’s the idea. I know I’m not cool. I’m a self pro­claimed dork who ram­bles on inces­santly. A sin­gle rat­ing star sat sadly under the video about Happy Feb­ru­ary. Clearly, most peo­ple can’t appre­ci­ate my humor or lack there of. Take your pick. Do I care? nope.

        Like I always say: It’s my blog and I can do what­ever I want with it.

          Happy February or what’s not to love?

          There are two things very appar­ent from review­ing this video: Turtle­necks are not flat­ter­ing on me and I make some seri­ously screwed up faces. What’s not to love?!?

          This was intended to be a perky wel­come to the month that is the short­est on the cal­en­dar, cel­e­brates love and Black His­tory Month. The results are any­thing but chip­per. Watch.